Thursday, December 29, 2005

pamgek rox!

hah alright.pam gek and i met in the morning at ps to shop for groceries. guan ying was at home watching tv. alison was grounded.
although pam always say she'll not be late.but shes always late. so as usual she was late again.hah.
after which we headed to carrefour to shop.
then we were deciding the course of dinner.it was either steamboat or pot luck.not exactly pot luck. but pot luck. hah
we wanted to cook cheese macroni but couldnt find it.so decided to stick with steamboat.
and then pam gek insisted on buying disgusting looking mushrooms. two packets somemore.hah. and in the end she couldnt finish all the mushrooms.

wait.i forgot bt lunch.we decided to have lunch in carrefour.so it was between sushi, bread and pizza.
then we saw the uncle dish out freshly oven-baked pizzas. seeing the cheese oozing and melting.pam gek totally couldnt resist and screamed, "lets eat pizza!" hah so we had pizza.it was really quite good. but next time the four of us should share cos 2 slices is just too much. alright enough said.
next was just shopping and all.

then at my place.it was the naked chef and assistant.
was in charge of washing the stuff and slicing.
pam gek made the dumplings!i know you all dont believe.but its not bad eh.
basically was cooking and washing.
my mum helped out alot.
ok cake time.
pam gek was so excited she took the cake mix put everything without reading instructions.was supposed to cook two rounds but instead did it in one round.that was why it was so ugly.but the cake turned out not bad what.
hah.
so the cake took a very long while to be ready.meanwhile.we prepared the icing.steam bath the chocolate and stirred with icing sugar.hah. was quite fun.dipping with sausage and mashmellows.interesting.hah.all pam geks idea.totally terrible.
we ran out of chocs.and decided to get the two bums to help purchase.

called ms alison.she sounded tired.scared.hah.few hours later she was still at home.forever late.
called ms guanying.she was still watching tv.
sighs.hah.

ok. skip to the start of the steamboat d.
there was alot of food.soup was tasteless.had to added so much salt before it was alright.the temp bench was shaky.hah.esp when guan ying sat.hah.no offence really.=)

jacob's creek merlot.was good.
of cos i chose it.hah
with a lil help from pam
alison was drunk.
guan ying was drunk.
pam gek was hum.didnt dare to drink.

well. theres like alot more things.but im too lazy to type.can pam gek continue for me?thanks.hah

pam gek i love the nail moisturizer thingy.hopefully my nails will be more radiant.hah.and i dont know how to buff my nails.thanks.
guan ying the perfume is nice.sprayed it on today.thanks.
alison the ring is fat but i like it.although ill be engaged to you all,its ok.for now.hah.thanks.

oh yah.though this steamboat was simple.but its sweet.its really nice.eating from the same pot as my loved ones.the feelings great.thanks babes!

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left my house around 4plus 5 in the evening. the rest of them were already at tiffany's place. cooking they say. reached tiff's place at around 6? saw pamgek and tiff in the kitchen applying melted chocolate on a chocolate cake. i thought they bought the sponge cake and just appplied choc. but heard they BAKED the cake. haha. couldnt believed it. anyway, we ate steamboat! at the balcony somemore. just the four of us. bit lame but dinner's only really delicious when you eat it with people very close to your heart. drank wine and ate steamboat. me and guanyin was supposed to gulp the whole glass in one shot when we said "KAN ah!" (cheers in chi) but that dumbo din do it. i was tricked! so in bout 5min time... my face and body turned really really hot. when i looked at myself in the mirror, omg! damn red! tiff's mum even called me an ang ku kueh. anyway, in the end we slept at tiff's place. called my mum to tell my dad. =) the entire night was spent watching tv.. drink and eat the choc cake. chatted in tiff's room for awhile before that idiot went to watch her korean drama on her com. the show's damn boring la. pamgek was listening to my mp3 till she fell asleep. me and guanyin, out of boredom went to the living room to watch The Wig. some parts quite shocking. we switched off the lights to add some ambience. haha. halfway through the show that stupid pamgek came to scare me. kao! after watching the wig me and guanyin watched SkyHigh in tiff's room with tiffany the pig and pamgek the pig sleeping. me and guanyin slept in the living room cos some extremely untidy girl doesnt pack her bed. haha. but all was good. =) the next morning, i think tiffany was the first to wake up. the laziest of all? pamgek! sleep and sleep! still wake up so late! we watched Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo. hahaha. stupid horny show. but i like! =)

thanks for the lotion pamgek. =)
thanks for the plush guanyin. =)
thanks for the neck-rest horny. =)
really enjoyed the company of you guys! and im missing all of you alre!

(p.s. better wear the ring k! who dont wear will get raped by pamgek! oops. she cant rape herself, er.. then tiffany will do it!)

please post the events in which i happen to not be there. haha. =D cheers! love all of you. =)

-alison!

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Sunday, December 25, 2005

what time will we be meeting?
is it going to be a stayover?
wheres the menu?
whos the chef? hah
whats the budget?
whos invited?
whats the maid doing?
do you all miss me?
=)
merry christmas.

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- 6:55 PM

Friday, December 23, 2005

the concert was good. it's by the St Francis Xavier Youth Choir and the Cat High choir. haha.
benny's with the youth choir so i went with legion to watch him sing. quite nice la.
anyway, bout the 28th, jan coming??

-alison

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- 11:34 PM

eh tiffany. I wasn't late k.the one who is late is tt guanyinma. She didn't know how to go so I came with her and she made me wait like 45 minutes for her?! I was damn early la.I could have been there much earlier than you alright.

and we never go home together! you ran for your bus and we went separate ways la. talk cock.

better not hang out with you so much.

pam

*alison.how was your concer?

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- 12:42 AM

Thursday, December 22, 2005

hey alison.do i or we sound like such mean people?do we look so unforgiving?utter dissapointment.=(.hah.we understand la.saying all those things are just for fun.a way of mocking thats all.dont be upset.hah.

the owner and pet as usual. came TOGether.and was an hour later. lucky i could play snake on my mobile.if not i would have been bored to death.and pam gek still say, 'i'll be early one la, dont worry.' talk cock.hah.

when we were there.it was drizzling.so because guanying just dyed her hair red, brown and blonde. according to her ahma-stylist. she cannot get into the sun or in the rain cos the dye will come off!!! water-based dye i suppose.hah. so we decided to go to town to shop and catch a movie.

i had my favourite lpb while pam gek bought cards and guan ying - tori Q again.guanyin why dont you go to tori q and work.then can work and eat at the same time.rather than work at the bubble tea shop.hah.
after which we went to catch a movie - it was either narnia or perhaps love.after tossing a coin, counting the no of people in the poster.it was perhaps love.hah. totally retarded.

the movie was abit weird. the people cant sing except for the director.it was a movie in a movie.guan ying was falling aslp most of the time tho.

thats abt it i think.
then the owner and pet went home together.while i was all alone. hah.

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- 6:41 PM

hey. To tiffany, pamgek and gaunyinma,
sorry i pangseh again. er.... aiya whatever i say, u all oso say excuses, so, anyway, sorry once again. erm. tc.

-alison.

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- 12:33 AM

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

pam gek.
i dont want beer.dont want salad!(dont you know i love veg)hah.dont want steak - too ex d.no need pasta?like alot to eat d.dont need desert. I'M preparing cake and tang yuan. hah
ok pam gek?

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hey peeps.here is the menu.feel free to comment.we need to watch our budget.


Drinks:
- red wine
- beer
- water(for Alison)

Food:
- roast chicken (we’re too poor to afford a turkey!)
- ham
- cheese macaroni
- pasta
- steak
- salad
- soup

Dessert:
- log cake
- ice-cream?
- Brownies/bite size cheese cakes?
- Chocolate fondue

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Sunday, December 18, 2005

u are damn cock la tiffany.
if u wan to load them as a post, go to the create new post page.
then, click on the 'add image' icon which is next to the icon tt looks like an eraser. ok??

next, if u wan to put the pics at the side, go to www.photobucket.com and sign up, then upload ur pics there. from tt web, they will give u the html code for each pic that u upload. copy and paste the code to our blog's template. can? be careful, search carefully at the template, quite messy. always view the preview first, dont save immediately in case something's wrong. u may need to resize the photos at photobucket. or else cant put at the side cos will be too large.

last resort, which is the fastest, send the pics to me when im online and i'll do it. haha.
have fun!

- alison!

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- 11:38 PM

hey babes. i've booked the pit in accordance to the orders by ms alison. 28th dec.
ms pam arent you suppose to prepare the menu for the night?how come its not posted yet?tsk. inefficient.im going to send you back.hah
i'll give you a dateline by this weekend must submit. =)

ms alison.i dont know how to post pictures!

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- 6:15 AM

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Finally! another anticipated class gathering! well, not exactly - looking at the number of people who turned up. anyways, had a class bbq on monday, 12 dec '05 at east coast pit 28 fer the 28-ers! attendance was ok with the red lotus, karen, shijie, guoren, victor, zhikang, ben, weiting and kwee. a pity ms woo, mr lim, chuu jie,maz, des and the rest of the girls couldnt come. could see a few people disappointed. kwee disappointed by woo's absence. pam disappointed at maz's absence, tom disappointed at mingfang's absence and very NOT surprisingly, guanyin's HUGE disappointment at desmond's absence. awww.
(p.s. guanyin, you only have yourself to blame for not wanting to post anything. heh heh. )
i was early. as usual. =) maybe jus alittle late due to the unexpected jam in town and joo chiat. what to do, christmas season town's always crowded plus the increase in chickens at joo chiat, no wonder the journey takes forever. ok, finally i reached east coast and was looking and searching for pit 28. aha. saw a very sexy lady cooking/bbq-ing. a closer look, wow!!!!! it's pamgek! still dressed as sexily as ever. plus i saw a huge ass next to her. i mean, really, a HUGE ass. guanyin!
hahaha.. (thks for the gum and demon-breath killer. =D )
hmmm. as expected, the late queen was late - tiffany tay. haiyo. pam was so pissed that i had to calm her down and called the late queen. in bout what seemed forever, she finally arrived.
the gathering was good with everyone chit chatting bout jobs, exam qns, uni, ns, blah blah. the guys played soccer; their only activity.
then it was time to go home. after walking a long way from the pit, the guys realised they forgot to take their ball, and had victor 'sprinting' back to get the ball. took bus 16 with tiffany. the pet and her owner took some other bus together i supposed. they always did that. meet up together, go home together. it's not like they stay near eachother. weird behaviour. beats me too. maybe i'll do some research on the specific behaviour that a pet - more specifically, a cat - possess, that suggest a likely similar behaviour from its owner. so anyway, the night was good.
- happy ending - (if only it was a happy ending for all)

nights! =D (tiffy post the pics pls. good girl.)

- alison!

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- 5:18 AM

Friday, December 09, 2005

hey guoren ask if we could meet him earlier to buy drinks and have requested that we bring some music. i'll msg the time.
love you all. =)

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- 5:31 AM

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

tiffany tay, you were the one who was standing under that speaker thing and started singing, not me.pls get your facts right.

i think you are insulting our early ancestors la. i mean they are like so much better looking and have a much better character than that person we saw?! i should have caught it on camera n post man.hah

pam

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- 8:01 PM

eh was just joking really. dont take it so seriously =)

guan ying welcome back from belgium, no melbourne!

thanks for the chocs and the shirt.

only guan ying was on time ytd.

we walked from ps to taka so as to appease guan ying's crystal jade cravings. which was also her only dream. hah

after fufilling her only dream.

we went to watch chicken little at cine

what a BORING show. we almost fell asleep.

the chicken is so little. and the father is so fat.

and ugly duckling is so purple.

as we were walking to taka pam gek stopped to sing christmas carols.

but no one dropped her any token of appreciation.

following that we went to cold storage

and started planning for our christmas party.

JUST the four of us says pam.

hah. we are going to cook so many things.

turkey breasts. chicken. steak. cheese macroni. ham. mash potato. sushi. blah blah.

the naked chef back to work again.

here comes the highlight of the night...

we saw a fugly man.

holding a girls hand.

with a shiny earring.

he resembled our early ancestors.

the very very early ones.

pre-historis ancestors.

we tried to tail them.

but failed.

hah.

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- 4:43 PM

i am extremely sorry. really din mean to.

- alison

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Saturday, December 03, 2005

eh stiffany. with your dammit tight schedule how do you expect to go fer a picnic at the zoo??! and btw, do pple go to the zoo fer a picnic?! pamgek, are the both of us still gg to fetch your cat??
damn tired.. im gonna eat breakfast and prolly go back to sleep again. went to Zouk last night with my sec sch friends. the first time experience was... great! anyway, gtg now. pamgek msg me k. tiffany take care and rest more. see ya!

- alison!

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- 7:53 PM

Friday, December 02, 2005

met pam's brose on the bus yesterday on the way to work.
he was heading home from school (np)
glad to hear that he's doing really well in np.
soon after.
the topic was bt pam.
he said ' i met pam and alison the other day.'
all of us know that was on the night of my birthday celebration.
i could see from his face.
the delight and pleasure of the topic.
sheer joy i must add.
unfortunately we only spoke for a time interval of approx. 3 bus stops.
sorry pam time was limited.
but i hope it makes your day.
smile =)

eh when are we going to the zoo for a picnic?
i've got 8 free tix.
pam organise please.
good girl.

im working - sat 5pm/sun 5pm/tue interview in the mrg/wed written test 11am work 2pm/thur work 7am.

time to complain about my job for a while.
i know you all miss my voice.
i apologise bt the inflexibility of technology in enabling you to hear it.
so bear with it. just read and try to imagine im speaking.
hah.

last night had to serve chinese dinner.
i almost died.
the plates were so heavy.
everything was going so fast.
serve. clear. drinks.
then shit i broke a glass.
lucky the guests had left already.
and the people there are vulgar/cheena

the father son and holy ghost.

tiff.

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Gosh! the 2 posts by alison n tiffany abt the marina outing are not the complete truth. I shall not present you with the truth and nothing but the truth. Here is it goes:

We were suppose to meet at marina at 6pm. Being the nice me, I decided to give alison aka the late queen a call to remind her and to make sure she is ready and not sleeping or whatever. She said she had showered and all ready. I was being nice to give her a call and she called it an uneccessary call.how nice. wht an ingrate.dun give excuses when you're late.the thing is, she has the biggest watch and always have it on but is always the latest.irony.

Ok.So i reached marina and found tiffany all alone. we waited for the late queen for like 45 minutes?! but it was better than the last time when she was more than 2 hrs late for tiffany's birthday celebration and 1 hour late when we met to get her present. Tiffany and I didn't know that mazmur will be coming.

So we waited for that damn it long bus and reached the steamboat place. Tiffany and I went to make payment and i went back with all the untensils and she went to collect live prawns n crabs.
I stayed to look after the stuff while alison n mazmur went to take food. Tiffany came back screaming n laughing and next to her was someone who helped the self-proclaimed naked chef carry the live prawns n crabs. Call herself the naked chef when she dare not even hold the seafood. she seems traumatised.

We started cooking and eating. the chef decided that she would cook sotong balls for everyone though it didn't turn out to be that wonderful. Next, she tried to cook the live prawns. but the prawns refused to be cook by her and jumped out a couple of times before finally ending up on the floor. and of course, our dearest chef scream out loud.nothing unusual here though.

So our dearest chef decided that she would cook butter egg with the shell on and making a hole to add the butter in. When she decided to check the egg out, it suddenly exploded, with tiffany screaming out loud again and all the egg was on me! crap, everyone turned and stared at us.all thanks the chef who thinks she really is Jamie Oliver. The best thing is, both alison and her were laughing out loud and like nobody's business. how nice of these pple.had patches of egg white all over me including the hair and face and they can still laugh.

All I have to say is, if they are not my friends, they will be my greatest enemy.

It was home sweet home after that.

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pardon the previous totally inaccurate and biased account by the Naked Chef herself.
being someone with utter respect for the transparency and reliability of events, me, myself and i will give an absolutely accurate account of the day's events for 29th Nov '05, Tues.
here goes:

i was helping out with the housework - as usual; being such a diligent daughter of a mother.
obviously, not wanting to be late for the night out with the gang, i was checking my watch often.
after a hard day of housework, i went to shower and got ready, only to be interrupted by a totally unnecessary call from pamgek. and because of that, i had to rush out of the house.
i was the only one waiting for the pathetic lift (1 lift only) initially. but was soon followed by some other people. the lift door finally opened with loads of people inside PLUS the other inconsiderate people rushing in and shoving me to aside.
"damn!" said me.
had no choice but to run down the flight of stairs - from the 22nd storey, ahem.
just then, i recieved yet another time-consuming-and-totally-unnecessary-sms from tiffany.
travelling all the way to tiong bahru mrt station was no easy feat - considering the still going-strong blaze of the sun, as well as the terribly long journey by foot, of course.
arrived at marina station at bout 06:45hrs. meeting time was 06:00hrs.
i was late. but as you all can see from the account above, please note a few points:
i was late.. because of housework.
i was late.. because of a time-wasting-call from pamgek.
i was late.. because i wasnt given a chance to take the lift.
i was late.. because i had to reply tiffany's sms.
i was late.. because i had to walk an extremely long way to the station.
therefore, i am not worthy of the title - late queen. (justified!)

ironically, mazmur was LATER than me, but had no sarcatic remarks thrown at him.
"nvm" i thought. since i am well-known for my kindness and graciousness.
we proceeded to wait for the bus which took a dammit long time.
at last! at the eating place at last! pamgek and tiffany went to the counter to pay.
pamgek came back first, with her hands full of plates and utensils.
me and maz then took hold of some plates and proceeded to collect food whilst pamgek look after our belongings.
where's the naked chef??
ahhhh... i saw a man holding a tub of fresh live prawns with crabs on top.
but the naked chef's nowhere to be seen.
aha! just then i saw a shivering poor lil pathetic scardy-chef walking just right behind the man.
apparently, the chef herself, was too afraid and timid to hold the prawns and crabs.
(what kinda chef is that??!!)

the naked chef started cooking some sotong balls and prawns.
the prawns, being cooked alive, somehow jumped out of the hotplate.
"ahhhhhhhhhhhh........!!!" screamed both pamgek and TIFFANY.
me and maz were composed, and continued cooking.

the next amazing thing before we know,
"boom!"
"ahh!!!!!!"
i saw bits of white stuff flying out of the hotplate.
turned to look at my partner on my left.
omg. pamgek was filled with splashes of egg white.
i quickly took some tissue to wipe her clean whereas the evil chef stood there laughing with her horrendous high-pitched-hyena-liked-laughter.
poor pamgek.

and that is, honestly, the truth and nth but the truth.

- alison reporting. cheers! :)

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Thursday, December 01, 2005

alison help me link to pam geks darling's blog:
http://www.emulsioncolours.blogspot.com/
cos i've no idea how to do it. hah.
oh pam gek i know you love me.
theres only a thin line between love and hate. hah.

now as assistant news anchor im going to report about my first day at work!
omg. it was so tiring from 10am - 8pm. tsk. keep walking and serving until my legs wanna break. but it was damn fun. anyway just to let all of you know. im currently working at oriental banquet. die tml im serving chinese dinner. hah.
PAM i want massage. =) now!!
i might switch to hyatt if the interviews successful though. yep thats about it. tiffany reporting live.

oh sharks! im working on sunday. whens guan ying coming back? someone reply k. hah

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I had my hair streaked. all set and ready for the production at marina bay that night. in all enthusiasm i was EARLY! while some people was late for almost an hour. as usual. the only queen title she holds onto firmly. wanna make a guess? ALISON yen si hui. hah

anyhow. it was pamgek(the superstar), alison(the late queen), mazmur and myself. went to marina bay to consu-ew steamboat. hah - alison is going to start laughing to herself again.and i so miss david. is that his name?as we settled down. the nice me went to collect prawns. then the retarded uncle gave my live prawns and CRABS. and i started screaming. no one came to my aid. how annoying. fortunately some guy took pity on me and helped me out. while they all laughed.

finally it was time for the naked chef to perform. sotong balls again! but this time it was excellent. right pam gek. hah. and i was cooking the live prawns on the hotplate. it was so very alive it jumped out of the hotplate and onto the ground. and everyone was screaming. i was the only brave one who was composed. as usual.

HIGHLIGHT of the night: the naked chef was trying to fry an egg(not broken) on the hotplate. but to prevent the pressure from causing the egg to burst. a hole on the top of the egg was already made ok!but as the naked chef was about to check if the egg was cooked. suddenly... BOOM! a bomb went off. it was chaotic. everyone was screaming. alison thought it was terrorist bombings. the egg exploded. bits and pieces of egg white and york splattered. directly towards pamgek. hah. im so sorry pam gek.

" wah you are really my worst enemy, you're not my friend man!" says pam gek each time she wipes off some egg white from her shirt and pants.

it was utterly hilarious.

precisely the drama queen - pamgek of the year.

tiffany

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