Friday, December 02, 2005

pardon the previous totally inaccurate and biased account by the Naked Chef herself.
being someone with utter respect for the transparency and reliability of events, me, myself and i will give an absolutely accurate account of the day's events for 29th Nov '05, Tues.
here goes:

i was helping out with the housework - as usual; being such a diligent daughter of a mother.
obviously, not wanting to be late for the night out with the gang, i was checking my watch often.
after a hard day of housework, i went to shower and got ready, only to be interrupted by a totally unnecessary call from pamgek. and because of that, i had to rush out of the house.
i was the only one waiting for the pathetic lift (1 lift only) initially. but was soon followed by some other people. the lift door finally opened with loads of people inside PLUS the other inconsiderate people rushing in and shoving me to aside.
"damn!" said me.
had no choice but to run down the flight of stairs - from the 22nd storey, ahem.
just then, i recieved yet another time-consuming-and-totally-unnecessary-sms from tiffany.
travelling all the way to tiong bahru mrt station was no easy feat - considering the still going-strong blaze of the sun, as well as the terribly long journey by foot, of course.
arrived at marina station at bout 06:45hrs. meeting time was 06:00hrs.
i was late. but as you all can see from the account above, please note a few points:
i was late.. because of housework.
i was late.. because of a time-wasting-call from pamgek.
i was late.. because i wasnt given a chance to take the lift.
i was late.. because i had to reply tiffany's sms.
i was late.. because i had to walk an extremely long way to the station.
therefore, i am not worthy of the title - late queen. (justified!)

ironically, mazmur was LATER than me, but had no sarcatic remarks thrown at him.
"nvm" i thought. since i am well-known for my kindness and graciousness.
we proceeded to wait for the bus which took a dammit long time.
at last! at the eating place at last! pamgek and tiffany went to the counter to pay.
pamgek came back first, with her hands full of plates and utensils.
me and maz then took hold of some plates and proceeded to collect food whilst pamgek look after our belongings.
where's the naked chef??
ahhhh... i saw a man holding a tub of fresh live prawns with crabs on top.
but the naked chef's nowhere to be seen.
aha! just then i saw a shivering poor lil pathetic scardy-chef walking just right behind the man.
apparently, the chef herself, was too afraid and timid to hold the prawns and crabs.
(what kinda chef is that??!!)

the naked chef started cooking some sotong balls and prawns.
the prawns, being cooked alive, somehow jumped out of the hotplate.
"ahhhhhhhhhhhh........!!!" screamed both pamgek and TIFFANY.
me and maz were composed, and continued cooking.

the next amazing thing before we know,
"boom!"
"ahh!!!!!!"
i saw bits of white stuff flying out of the hotplate.
turned to look at my partner on my left.
omg. pamgek was filled with splashes of egg white.
i quickly took some tissue to wipe her clean whereas the evil chef stood there laughing with her horrendous high-pitched-hyena-liked-laughter.
poor pamgek.

and that is, honestly, the truth and nth but the truth.

- alison reporting. cheers! :)

we spat at
- 12:01 AM